The Chicago Genius Herald
In 2018, my friends and I founded The Chicago Genius, a new democratically-run and creator-owned platform for comedy in Chicago. Our biggest venture is The Chicago Genius Herald, “Chicago’s only satire website” (Don’t worry, we’re working on producing Chicago’s first podcast). I edit and write for the website; here are a few favorites from my own Genius Herald oeuvre.
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2021
Nothing Left to Give Up for Lent
Dupage County Fairgrounds Opens As Mass Paczki Distribution Center
2020
Bears to Celebrate New Years’ With Traditional Ball Drop
Below-32 Reading at O’Hare Prompts Early Use of Plane Cozies
Bird™ Scooters Begin Annual Migration South
Lightfoot Suspends White Drug Arrests, Honoring Lost Festival Season
Steam Venting from Chicago Skyscrapers Heralds New Rat Pope
2019
Record-Low Numbers of Rosy-Cheeked Tots Pressed to Holiday Windows Amidst Retail Decline
Gesticulating Architecture Tour Guide Accidentally Traces Dread Sign of Flauros in Air
Friend with SLEEP Tee Somehow Most Levelheaded About Marijuana Legalization
Ricketts Family Unveils Plans for “Poors Only” Bleachers at Wrigley Field; Cubs Fans Rejoice